My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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