You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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