I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
There's even glitter on my cock...
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