walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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