somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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