I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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