He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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