when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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