that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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