How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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