i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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