i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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