I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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