I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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