These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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