just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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