The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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