so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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