Do you still have your period?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
