It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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