Me. At least after what I've been through.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
