It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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