Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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