Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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