So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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