i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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