You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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