oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
