I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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