i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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