he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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