He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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