We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Randomize
