What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
how do you play pong handcuffed?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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