I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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