the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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