you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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