Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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