You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Who did Billy Mays play for?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Fuck appropriateness.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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