Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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