she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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