Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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