I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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