Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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