That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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