Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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