JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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