i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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