They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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