i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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