im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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